Boys are r-tards

It amazes me how unobservant guys are. I mean at some point, you gotta say "Really?" when they do something stupid.

So boys came by here a lot when I first moved in, usually walking into the wrong apt. of someone they just met or whatever. And that's ok. I mean we just moved in, easy to not really pay attention to stuff. But yesterday...well let's just say someone was forgetful.

So I'm sitting here on the couch on my laptop and I hear a key in the door, which is odd since Emily was home, Cayla had school and work, and Tricia wasn't off til 1pm. The key wasn't really necessary since the door was unlocked since we were home, but anway this guy walks in. And he looks at me and was like "Oh s**t. I'm soo sorry" and walked out. So now he probably thinks that his key is magical and works on our door. But that's just one of those "Really? You didn't notice this isn't your apt? How many days have you gone back to your apt?"

Today's incident of a boy being an r-tard is much more funny. I was sitting here combing my hair since I had showered and I hear a slight knock at the door. I go over and open it and there is this guy standing there and he was like "Do you know how to get stuff out of your eyelashes?" and I was all "Mascara?" and he was like "I don't know. There was stuff going on last night (he shows me his arm that has purple writing on it) and I got makeup put all over me. So how do you get it out?" so I told him what to do and he was like "Ok thanks" and slowly turned around to leave. He looked somewhat familiar. I think maybe he has been one of the boys that forgot his apt. and came in once. I don't know. Maybe I've just seen him around. But whatever.

I think the verdict stands-Boys are dumb.